Fake your own death with Theatre of the Damned

Amateurish, Mr. de Jesus.

Fallen for the woman you’ve been hired to kill? Need to convince your employer that you’re still a cold-blooded assassin, not a fluffy loved-up puppy?

Two bottles of ketchup and a machete under the arm aren’t going to cut it.

For a range of tailored mortality simulations at prices to suit your pocket, call Theatre of the Damned today. Our expert gore technicians have years of experience in gunshots, stabbings, hanging, acid burns, eye removal, electrocution, decapitation, dismemberment and much, much more.

Not convinced? Why not visit our display at the 2011 London Horror Festival and try our wares for yourself?

Theatre of the Damned – for a death that will last you the rest of your life.

Terms and conditions apply. Blood not included. Prosthetics sold separately.